one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me.
and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon”
he said you too and floated on.
kinda want to eat healthy and exercise
kinda want to consume my body weight in ice cream
sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third
Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something
when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion