MADELINE LOST IN PARIS

My name's Mattie and I like tuwtles.

snowmiserr:

one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. 
and it is Akon.  So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” 
he said you too and floated on.  

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ocevns:

kinda want to eat healthy and exercise
kinda want to consume my body weight in ice cream

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lcfoolie:

Look at this guy. IN CLASS.

lcfoolie:

Look at this guy. IN CLASS.

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colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

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psyducked:

bout to take the ride of my life

psyducked:

bout to take the ride of my life

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dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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crackrock-kids:


my car broke down on the highway the other day but i got to watch a really nice sunset while i waited for the tow truck

crackrock-kids:

my car broke down on the highway the other day but i got to watch a really nice sunset while i waited for the tow truck

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bvsedjesus:

damn