MADELINE LOST IN PARIS

My name's Mattie and I like tuwtles.

blasian-aesthetics:

blondesquats:

FUCK

Fuck me

blasian-aesthetics:

blondesquats:

FUCK

Fuck me

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contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

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Anonymous said: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

machetecorgez:

constantly makin’ a fool of my stumpy muffin

machetecorgez:

constantly makin’ a fool of my stumpy muffin

mothernaturenetwork:

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mothernaturenetwork:

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Do you have your heart set on bringing home a specific breed of dog? Here’s how to get matched up with the perfect dog for you, and help out rescued pets in need of forever homes at the same time.

yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
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slihgtlydyslexic:

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war

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waitress:

i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks

waitress:

sir please stop cyring

emogod420:

me as hell ready for fall

emogod420:

me as hell ready for fall

(Source: pisssmoker, via the-band-is-with-me)

purpleniights:

n-88:

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purpleniights:

n-88:

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